Here we go…if you read this I am happy to announce that you win.
You do not have to convince me that you are happier and healthier. I concede that your kids are the best, your house is the biggest and you obviously have more money than I will ever have. You live a fuller and more meaningful life than I do. I have an awesome wife, but believe it or not we do not actually always get along and we fight from time to time. So it seems that you have a happier marriage as well.
I am not always so certain about religion and faith and God that you have so effortlessly packaged in an easily digestible microwave dinner. You know God better and understand the universe to a level that I will never achieve.
My dream is that I wake up with friends like yours…but alas I am a dreamless and goalless wanderer and would not fit into a reality like yours.
My only cause of action is submission and to acknowledge defeat. I have only one request if I may. You clearly are a better person and ambassador for the human race, therefor there is no reason to convince me anymore. I am happy and content to live my simple life in a quiet seaside town. We can now chat about things that really matter, like the weather, waves, coffee and wine.